PANTS!!

that is all

So robyn showed up to the grammys without pants
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clearly, she doesn’t know how to get dressed or her stylist is a lush, why would anyone let someone out of the house like that. when with a little effort, elbow grease and time (also, talent, money and a real career) you could go out looking Like a real star, like anyone in the below pictures

Angelina, you finally took a black dress and made it fun and exciting and wonderful and You accessorized with Brad Pitt! so Y’know we all won

OH kylie…you’re so pretty, and if they came in a size 14, i’d steal your shoes

Jennifer Aniston, i don’t know if this was a contest, But for once you won

Oh the whole, the colors work on all of them but poor poor ScarJo. Really Scarjo you aren’t cher, nor will you ever be. and Jennifer Connoley, please give Solange back her dress and do something with your hair. Drew..Stop…just stop.

and Also, is it me or is there one too many Jen’s in this picture. I know one is Ginnifer. But that’s just pretentious.

Ok folks it’s award seasons! Sweet Jesus if that doesn’t mean I’ve hit the snarky jackpot. I had all these wonderful evil and catty things to say about Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange and the queen of the pants suits Glenn Close…

but then a ray of sparkling sassy light hit me

Oh jesus Eva, you’ve mastered something so few women can. You’ve worn red, on the red carpet and not vanished but instead stood out and looked like a glamorous movie starlet . You’ve provided some of the other award show attendee’s a few weak minutes away from the catty gaze me and this bottle of white merlot have been casting down on them.
You may not have been nominated for your wonderful work on desperate housewives, but you sure won over my eyes….

but lets be honest my dear readers. the real winner is you….drew Barrymore looked a hot mess.

Ok Avril Lavinge first you assaulted my ears…now my eyes.

things that work
1.The Pink Pumps
2.you look happy
3. For the First time in a long time you have shiny pretty hair and a good makeup
4.you are shooting an ad and no personal stylists were fired in the making of this photoshoot
So on all those points, kudos to you, your cute hair and happiness. and the stylist who didn’t get fired

otherwise, this is like it’s like my first punk rock barbie. The hoodie has 2 different patterns that don’t work together and make it all very dizzying, the awkward sleeve cut isn’t helping that. And the it’s just like all the fads of the moment threw up on you, least we forgot that they they are happening.

I feel like when you wear getting ready for the shoot, this was the conversation

Avril :A headband!-check, plaid Shorts-Check , bracelet-Check ,Cut off hoodie – check

Unassuming Stylist asked to work ABBEY DAWN photo shoot- Wait, Avril! Aren’t you supposed to be punk rock?

Avril: OH yeah…..FISHNETS

usatwabps- i’m going home to drink.

And now, just like that Poor Stylist, i am goin to go whiskey up my coffee and pray for a better day.

there is a good amount of problems with this outfit the gloves are valour and crumpled, the dress is not doing anything for your body, which is usually good and you are wearing blue leggings.

Black and blue don’t go together, although i have to assume you called in advance and asked about the color scheme of the event poster….or your a physic..either way kudos to you.

Oh Michelle Stafford i am so glad you liked your black sweater and terrible eye burning tapestry dress.. I am really. Who cares how poorly matched they are or that they don’t work together in any sense of drunken dress up possible. you, my brave and wonderful women have worn them together as if they are the best ensemble ever! and for that i would commend you.

Except you look like you got caught walking to your car and didn’t intend to have the sweater on. “Oh shit” your facial expression seems to say.

Well i must thank you Michelle Stafford, for giving me a giftmas present i truly enjoy. the ability to laugh at your misfortune.

I am going to take the time out from what I usually write. The things I usual talk about. And the bitchy and terrible snark that spews from me. To write about something i like, nay Adore and have been obsessive over since i got the soundtrack in September.
The Movie Musical Repo! The Genetic Opera.
here is the trailer for the movie …watch it….

good, now that you’ve done that. i can speak freely.
Shamefully lionsgate has tried time and again to kill and hide this movie from an audience they don’t think exists. They are wrong. This is movie speaks volumes to anyone who feels isolated or alone, it’s about freedom from ideals and freedom of destiny. It is well filmed, it is well acted and it has many gorgeous women and hot boys. (really i would do terrible, naughty and unjust things with at least 2 men in the movie…especially when they sing).

But aside from that it’s subversive and new. We can’t keep watching the same movies and the same musical. The same thing is promoted and pushed out, brainless action film, classic’s remade into utter and complete trash and bastardizations of novels.
For ever Devil Wears Prada and The Dark Knight which are brillent and witty or dark and moving we get a handful if Alvin and the Chipmunks or Tyler Perry Presents and I am sure those movie have an audience.

So does Repo! I went with a very good friend and co-worker to philly 2 and a half hours from where I live to see this movie a second time (i saw it in NYC a few weeks after it started screening)
So i can see it again and meet/hear the director Darren Lynn Bousman (of Saw 2-4 fame ) the co-writer and one of the stars Terrance Zdunich (who is beyond beautiful) do a Q&A after the showing. We got there and shockingly legendary actor Paul Sorvino who is in the film showed up to also answer questions and fuck around with the crowd,

Best 10 bucks i’ve spent in the last year and a half
Visually this is one of the most phenomenal and creative pieces of art captured on films. Costumes that fit in the furturistic steam punk world mesh beautiful with vintage 30’sesque pieces and Victorian corsets with just the right mix of leather and lace.

those are some of the marvelous costumes. Honestly, the designer deserves an oscar nom, although he won’t get it because the film isn’t commercial enough. What you can also gauge from these pictures is how brilliant and stylized this filmed is. it’s a whole new universe unlike anything we have ever experenced on stage or in film and it’s worth the ride.

So why am I writting this totally out of character blog, it’s because i feel like i have to, like i need to. I was an outcast growing up. Try being the only queer in a small republican town and wearing tight jeans and pink fishnets and acting a damn fool. I was a hot mess. I admit it. And I got bullied and I got beat up and I had nowhere to go, and I find rocky horror and it felt like family and I did rocky horror and still do since my junior year of HS that’s 6 years almost. and yes rocky is where i find friends and family and lovers. But rocky is losing something now, as a community but last night at Repo! i met people for the first time and they were like old friends. Commenting on my outfit ( red and black pinstripped Pants, black knee high lace up vinyl boots a grey/mauve vest and black t-shirt) and talking like i was part of their friends. and I watch as 3 brilliant and creative men acted like little kids getting a new toy everytime someone asked a question, or said they loved it, or said thank you.
And it made me feel energized. it made me feel like something was moving inside me and while i no longer wear fishnets in for day to day life and I have what my fashion degree, the magazines and the movies call “style” repo! sparked something in me that makes me want to create. I got home at 4:30 in the morning and started sketching and crafting and making an outfit for myself, a steampunk opera suit. It’s the first time in over 3 years I have wanted to make something for myself, and am seeing it through.

I am not saying this movie will change your life or that you will fall head over heels for it. What I am saying is try and see it in a move theatre, try to see it and open your mind to something new.

buy the soundtrack from Itunes, or Amazon. you won’t regret it. it’s everything from classical opera to NIN to a little Tori Amos.

lyrically the film is intense and has added to the list of lyrics i want tattooed on me someday (if i ever grow a set to get a tattoo)

“a sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom”

this is the video for Chase The Morning, my favorite song from the movie

now really, go and see it

I was looking through my gossip sites and I found a picture of Anna Plunkette who is a Australian Fashion Designer. She designed and wore this to a red carpet

I….Have….No…Words, there is no snark, there is no sass and no bitter. I just..She made me feel dirty, alone and confused.

I have to go have a glass wine

Bai Ling shows up alot in the media at red carpet events. She is never in the movies, she is never the one celebrating the birthday or hosting the party, and I can’t seem to find what she does in general on any of the websites on the internet. But she shows up, usually naked, or next to naked or wearing band aids with insprirational sayings on them.

SO I was pleased to see that she was cover 45% of her body at whatever event she was just at, However the 45% was covered (and I use the word loosely) by this

there is so much going on, it’s got the highest slit since this side of a hooker and it’s ruffled and plaid and the gloves have wee polka dots and it’s awful…but she is so determined and so FOR IT that i have to say as terrible as it is, she is rocking it…and i mean it’s better than the last thing she wore out in public which was this

It has fucking saddle bags! and Also I can see her labia…