Oh Michelle Stafford i am so glad you liked your black sweater and terrible eye burning tapestry dress.. I am really. Who cares how poorly matched they are or that they don’t work together in any sense of drunken dress up possible. you, my brave and wonderful women have worn them together as if they are the best ensemble ever! and for that i would commend you.

Except you look like you got caught walking to your car and didn’t intend to have the sweater on. “Oh shit” your facial expression seems to say.

Well i must thank you Michelle Stafford, for giving me a giftmas present i truly enjoy. the ability to laugh at your misfortune.