Ok Avril Lavinge first you assaulted my ears…now my eyes.

things that work
1.The Pink Pumps
2.you look happy
3. For the First time in a long time you have shiny pretty hair and a good makeup
4.you are shooting an ad and no personal stylists were fired in the making of this photoshoot
So on all those points, kudos to you, your cute hair and happiness. and the stylist who didn’t get fired

otherwise, this is like it’s like my first punk rock barbie. The hoodie has 2 different patterns that don’t work together and make it all very dizzying, the awkward sleeve cut isn’t helping that. And the it’s just like all the fads of the moment threw up on you, least we forgot that they they are happening.

I feel like when you wear getting ready for the shoot, this was the conversation

Avril :A headband!-check, plaid Shorts-Check , bracelet-Check ,Cut off hoodie – check

Unassuming Stylist asked to work ABBEY DAWN photo shoot- Wait, Avril! Aren’t you supposed to be punk rock?

Avril: OH yeah…..FISHNETS

usatwabps- i’m going home to drink.

And now, just like that Poor Stylist, i am goin to go whiskey up my coffee and pray for a better day.