PANTS!!

that is all

So robyn showed up to the grammys without pants
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clearly, she doesn’t know how to get dressed or her stylist is a lush, why would anyone let someone out of the house like that. when with a little effort, elbow grease and time (also, talent, money and a real career) you could go out looking Like a real star, like anyone in the below pictures

Angelina, you finally took a black dress and made it fun and exciting and wonderful and You accessorized with Brad Pitt! so Y’know we all won

OH kylie…you’re so pretty, and if they came in a size 14, i’d steal your shoes

Jennifer Aniston, i don’t know if this was a contest, But for once you won

Oh the whole, the colors work on all of them but poor poor ScarJo. Really Scarjo you aren’t cher, nor will you ever be. and Jennifer Connoley, please give Solange back her dress and do something with your hair. Drew..Stop…just stop.

and Also, is it me or is there one too many Jen’s in this picture. I know one is Ginnifer. But that’s just pretentious.

Ok folks it’s award seasons! Sweet Jesus if that doesn’t mean I’ve hit the snarky jackpot. I had all these wonderful evil and catty things to say about Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange and the queen of the pants suits Glenn Close…

but then a ray of sparkling sassy light hit me

Oh jesus Eva, you’ve mastered something so few women can. You’ve worn red, on the red carpet and not vanished but instead stood out and looked like a glamorous movie starlet . You’ve provided some of the other award show attendee’s a few weak minutes away from the catty gaze me and this bottle of white merlot have been casting down on them.
You may not have been nominated for your wonderful work on desperate housewives, but you sure won over my eyes….

but lets be honest my dear readers. the real winner is you….drew Barrymore looked a hot mess.