Ok folks it’s award seasons! Sweet Jesus if that doesn’t mean I’ve hit the snarky jackpot. I had all these wonderful evil and catty things to say about Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange and the queen of the pants suits Glenn Close…

but then a ray of sparkling sassy light hit me

Oh jesus Eva, you’ve mastered something so few women can. You’ve worn red, on the red carpet and not vanished but instead stood out and looked like a glamorous movie starlet . You’ve provided some of the other award show attendee’s a few weak minutes away from the catty gaze me and this bottle of white merlot have been casting down on them.
You may not have been nominated for your wonderful work on desperate housewives, but you sure won over my eyes….

but lets be honest my dear readers. the real winner is you….drew Barrymore looked a hot mess.